I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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