Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
