idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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