the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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