i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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