I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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