I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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