We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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