Well apparently he's into motor boating.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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