Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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