How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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