I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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