You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
There's always time for handjobs
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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