I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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