i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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