Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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