Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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