it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
And then my night got REAL pukey
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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