all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
