So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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