wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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