he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize