You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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