I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I need you to use more vowels.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think my moral compass just broke
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