let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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