Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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