I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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