Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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