let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
