omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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