yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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