How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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