Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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