U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just threw up on my dentist
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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