He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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