According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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