she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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