i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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