your thong is hanging out like whoa
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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