When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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