The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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