You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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