She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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