Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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