just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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