I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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