Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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