life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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