I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Help. Why am I so naked?
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