he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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